The Pun-jab ones :
Chaa'munda – pick the guy
Vada pao- the foot fits into
Car eye – come home sometime
To see kiss tariff – where are you off to ?
Arrow dega – he will start crying
Gas di kadhi – a Guess watch
Bua mar jayin – shut the door when you leave
Balle balle wahu wahu – bats bats I am there I am there