There are many to take out, but who will Put’in?

अपना वादा भूल जाऊं, ऐसा मैं नेता’नि हूँ

इस नेता नाल मोह’दी गल होर ही है

जिन’पिंग की ओर मैं ध्यान नहीं देता, कई लोग पूरा दिन उनका इंतजार करते हैँ

मेरा जी’और’जिया से मिलने को करता है, वड़ी साईं एक बार तुम भी मिलो’नी

 There are many to take out, but who will Put’in?

अपना वादा भूल जाऊं, ऐसा मैं नेता’नि हूँ 

इस नेता नाल मोह’दी गल होर ही है 

जिन’पिंग की ओर मैं ध्यान नहीं देता, कई लोग पूरा दिन उनका इंतजार करते हैँ 

मेरा जी’और’जिया से मिलने को करता है, वड़ी साईं एक बार तुम भी मिलो’नी

 A Bishop returning from Dubai was asked if he remembered the adjective being used for ugly  sisters in Church over there.

 " yucky nun", he replied. 

 The way the car went to mechanic frequently was a bit suspicious.

It was a mistri car

The story of Stag Ram

 

Ram prasad landed from his village to a nearby city and was over awed by the picturesque locations, malls , markets of the place . He had no company and got addicted to pubs . He visited all pubs so frequently that he was fondly called “ Stag Ram “. He would be busy clicking his pics inside and posting them on social media.

So whenever he was inside any pub clicking his pics mindlessly,  this phenomenon was called “In Stag Ram “ and such a country was called “Stag Nation “

 Pa'bandi ( punjabi)

When a guy adds his girl to an all boys group leading to hesitation in free expression by them 

 

I wanted to appreciate eloquently the art patterns made by glass pieces but mosaic baat na nikli

 

Active voice : Parag and Nancy are planning their wedding .

Passive voice : wedding is being planned by Parag Nancy

 

Why cant selfish people kiss?

Kyuki they are called मत लबी

मत + लबी = जिसके लब नहीं हैँ

मन वन में है उथल पुथल

वंशी ने शुरू किया है बजना

जब से सुना, है पसंद तुमको

सारा दिन सिर्फ सजना

 

During the making of Roja , Mani Ratnam would often go so enthusiastically unstoppable that the crew had no idea how to calm him down to normalcy.

It took Rahman to conjure a “ Ruk Mani , Ruk Mani “.

 

Vernacular puns

 

-Maldives :My friend took his girlfriend to a beach destination to check how Mal’dives .

- Hi Pillow Hurry : says a Punju who wants to catch a quick nap after late night celebration on 13^th Jan night.

- Ma Chi Jhol : A scandalous act of a Bong mom

-Singh da na : a Sardarji's refusal to a peanut salary in Mumbai

- Gin needy : A Sindhi witch addicted to gin

- Thi'ruda : an impolite Tamil ex flame

 

 What is mermaid?

When kaam Wali does not turn up at home without prior intimation of leave , and your mom curses her doing work..it is called mermaid

 

Why do kids hate their uncle ?

Coz it’s an instance involving antipathy

 

 Why does  a pointed joke lead to tiff ?

Coz it's a Nok joke

 Why is a health freak female in Bengal feared like a tigress ?

Coz when asked Ki Korbe , she replies Gym korbe

 A guy was  good at puns ..led a dual life..after all it was a punner janm

 

Souzie prepared rawa dosa and rawa idli when her family was down with diarrhoea

Souzie की सूजी सूजी

तो ठीक कर गयी सबकी loosie

 Why is it cold on a High altitude ?

Hill station पर आपको ऊन के वस्त्र और चाय का मन करता है. 

ऊन + चाय = ऊंचाई 

हैंस प्रूव्ड 🙏

ये जो प्रचंड रश्मि में भस्म हो

 ये जो प्रचंड रश्मि में भस्म हो 

करते हैँ रेत में रेशे परस्पर प्रयत्न 

क्या यही बनते हैं रत्नाकर में कौँधते 

गहराई से परिपूर्ण अनमोल रत्न.

ऊर्जास्वित नभ की लालिमा बरसे 

स्वच्छ पर्यावरण हो शीतल श्वेत 

भूमि हो हरयाली अनुरंजित सदा 

इस भांति तिरंगा हर हृदय ले समेट.

मानस पटल जो व्योम पर विराजमान 

हृदय में दया एवं मानवता समुद्र लेहरायें 

आओ इस दिवस प्रण लें हम और 

प्रतिदिन राष्ट्रीय पर्व हम सब मनाएं.

French to Bengali, “ my friend”
Reply by Bengali ,”my mind“
Both in their mother tongue” mon Amie”