We can’t make a fuel out of you . It’s a crime . Crime petrol. Coz u can’t win diesel . Being a paying guest u can’t shout much , only yell PG.
The weak english class went for hunting but could not even Shake’spear.
होली की शाम में पड़ोसी को पहचाना जब वो ना’
Lambi Qatar mein mere ku’wait na karna padey..isliye usko sau’dia toh woh bola “ara’bia aap aagey aa jao”
My watch has a discharged battery . Now it has become a one time watch .
Oh deer ! In a forest I rushed to pick my beast friend who would li’on grass but had to stop on seeing a zebra crossing
Jaya prada – worshipping brands
• Lady fish to her lover- main teri Khoj mein saara samundar ghoom gyi , parents Tuna mila
एक लड़के की अम्मा का नाम वस्या और मासी का नाम पूरण था। मासी उसके घर रहने आईं तो एक साथ ही अमावस्या और पूरणमासी हो गई
The big family returned after a long trip to US. Now he balti more and she’s washing tonne
My asthmatic friend went for trekking. He found some spots simply breath taking.
The bowler was sure of getting tailender batsman out but usney bowler ko chaukka diya
मी प्रवास दरम्यान किल्ली विसरलो ।
“ पुणे चला”
Tumhari akal bhi katni trichy hai..iron seel plant lagaya bhi to erode main
We take care of guys in our land. High hukku high high mera Mann guy guy . Offices to hv lynch breaks so that beefle folks can hv their last suffer. Cow ko mat cow. Goat hai na...poor animal kisi game mein na mohra na Goat hai. Main bhi kya bakra hoon
These guys in disguise
The self obsessed lady would often make up for her behaviour by using vanity.
The hawker helped his convict friend aur bail puri ho gyi.
Saara desh ab gujar’raat raha
These long sitting office hours will one day ensure our tails are set below back again . This impact will be called re’tail ass’set.
Once upon a time there was an obese prince. He was advised to take servings in a small box rather than his royal platter to reduce weight. There was a substantial reduction gradually. He grew up to be called out of box thin’king.
वक्त के ठोकर जब हम को धोकर टमाटर देंगे
ज्यादा आती महंगाई का जवाब हम कम-आकर देंगे
अब तो यही बात गहरी है मन में समाई
Aaj time pe aaja. Calculate ho jaana .
Panditji was very patient. Always said hari hari .
The Chinese suffer from arthritis . When they meet each other they first ask “ knee how ?”
A policeman’s uniform asked him , “ I am worthy , are you ?”
“Papa, how many marks did u score in your tenth ?”
“ I four’got “
पहाड़ चढते हुए सब बार बार खाने को कोई चीज़ मांग रहे थे। मैंने कहा – अभी तो खाई है
उसने दारू पीने का मन बनाया पर चखना’चूर हो गया ।
The ladies pulled each others’ hair in a fight. Dono ke beech un’bun ho gyi.
The RO machine was a pleasant sight. Mujhe wo Kent lag rahi thi
Bio dig raid able – Ability of bai to raid into private items and dig into family secrets
Bio law ji – the quality of bai to say ji to every order and then follow her own whims
Bio me tricks- the bai tricking everyone by not turning up despite request
Bio teen – a teenaged bai at home , much to dislike of the lady .
Mer maid – when the bai is on leave and lady of the house mops on own . Her legs are wet in drenched gown and she ends up in a fatal stage of tiredness .
No comments:
Post a Comment