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Should a mango..will miss take him ?

Grape comes from vine , wine comes from Grape. 

One vine to another – stop graping at me

She monkey to her hubby – I love grey’apes 

Today is the day of self cannibalism- 17 ate 17

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Anal’eyes- checking out 

I am dying to go abroad. Feeling foreign’sick

Roz’marra – a discontent that one will die completing daily chores only 

थी ख्वाहिश कुछ खास कर जीने की , पर रोज़ मर्रा 

“ I have plans to enjoy drinks at home today “ I said to my wife.  She replied , “ go-bar” 

RR in court ,” mujhe maafi dedo”

Judge “ teri wali ?”

Overheard in Mumbai “..bah’rain ho rahi hai...ghar mein hi in-undate kar lo”

The Secret of  holy Flood was a misunderstood pun ..”I nun date”

Lo ! Dera hoon

Impossible accomplished – charged  love charger in a cell 

Confused dad’s favourite holiday destination – West Bengal. 

From there he can see asansol  clearly  

The socks court was in session. The larger ones were accused of always being found stocking 

I entered a bar bravely at 21.59 but bar ten der

उसके चेहरे का रंग उड़ गया 

  He came out with flying colours 

The abductors tied up children but pretending  kid’napped ran’some.

He never believed in cooked up stories from others . He had all in’formation. 

As a coach i want to express my desire to train her on how to get wooed . Par wo nahi patri.

It’s so nice when mom pulls up a lower on punju kid . He shares his feeling and says “pae jaa maa”

It was full of flaming ashes on TV but urn’ab hut gaya. 

Do anjaan ek Cafe se ba’rishta nikley 

Meri heart beat gali toh uski pulse bani

Park pulse na gali kyuki I had no money 

રાત ગઈ છે 

આ છે દિન

Whenever Pakistan  cease fire India  sees fire 

My rss affiliate friend promised to accompany me . Par sang’hi leke nahi gya

Ab tak chap’pun- 

The cuff of my shirt was torn when it got entangled in a bush. Now it has become a bush-shirt.

The committee interrogated staff for details of the source of funds but could not get the fine’answer. 

“see ya pa “ said the children going out for late night party.

“siyapa” replied the concerned dad with a wry smile.

I challenged the tailor he could not stitch the dress like the one on display. “lagi shirt ?”

Husbands in Saudi are affluent.  Sab Arab pati hain .

Overheard in kitchen late night . 

“mein tumko kabse bowl raha hun ..mujhe kyu pakkad rakha hai ?”

“ nahi ji , main to sirf tumko churi hun par tumko kya fork padta hai”