The champ lost race due to suffering from athlete foot and a running nose.
हर शख्स हमें मोह-ताज दिखा
चाहे कल मिला या आज दिखा
जब सबके दिल पर राज होगा
तब माथे पर सच्चा ताज होगा
He gave me a piece of jaggery. I found it gud.
Students who make notes grow up to make notes
Got different types of dias during diwali and placed them all over. The one inside room was In dia. A one gram variety was dia gram. One that meant the world to my French wife was dia monde. A sparkling one kept near a wooden piece spoke out to others..hence called dia log. Another one was a diaphragm abroad. It was sweet looking but my wife’s diabete (s) noire. Another one was round and took a meter called dia meter. When all were placed in was left with my wife Bin dia.
Punjabi pun
The work got over . Kamuk gaya
How do you prove boys join girls after a fight ?
sab ladki ladkey aa jao
= all girls and boys come = All girls come after a fight
And boys = after a fight.
Hence proved .
Can kiss only below knees. Kiss mat apni up knee.
In the initial years of marriage I used to call my wife beautiful first thing in the morning. I still call her that. Only now it’s be you tea full.
Chai ki chuski
The guy wanted a girl who could make proper tea.
What did she say to her rather aged date which touched her ?
मुझको क्यू छुआरा है
I feel dizzy when going to Hill stations. Sir mera chakrata
The prince and the pauper wanted the same thing. The throne/thrown.
Match begins at Centurion. Indian team is in search of a few amidst their batsmen too .
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